My friends and I enjoy coming up with pub names. Opening a pub? Here are some of our suggestions:

  • The Bad Mango

  • The Hidden Cherry

  • The Naughty Painter

  • The Fleshy Middle

  • The Secret Sausage

  • The Heated Bubble

  • The First Mow

  • The Salty Crocodile

  • The Cheesy Hotdog

  • The Poked Bear

  • The Asian Worm

  • The Oiled Owl

And here are some of our album titles:

  • You Become Soup

  • The Dum-Dum Principle

  • Running with Yoghurt Pots

  • A Snack You’ve Never Had Before

  • Use Your Lemon

  • Selective Volume

  • I Need Texture (to go with a soft sandwich)

  • Underside of the Tap

  • Two Years on the Bounce

  • Get to the Meat

  • The World is Slop

  • Lasagna on the Hob

  • Conquer the Chicken

  • Honey in the Groove